Long form

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• Life sure has taken a turn for the worse since I accidentally knocked over that haunted Port-a-Potty.
• the TGI Friday's test kitchen executive chef (a prepaid cellphone that Guy Fieri texts recipes to while high on whippets)
• On the day I was born the Devil woke in a cold sweat .. and said OH SHIT she's HERE!
• A sixth plate of mozzarella sticks is delivered to my table. Everyone sees this terrible thing happening and no one is doing anything to stop it.
• 2009: The editor of Horticulture magazine is accused of nepotism after giving an internship to one of his own ferns
• small town pizza lawyer
• nilbog is goblin backwards
• press f to pay respects

Short form

• sick bike
• Slayer
• Cooperase fan club
• Fanclub fan club
• Bimbley!
• FurReal Friends
• Leprosy
• Developers
• the proof is in the spiros
• Penis-shaped stapler
• Foreskin fortress
• salsa007
• Suq Madiq
• pub cum
• WHO MADE THIS [redacted]
• BRING BACK THE FLUX.
• infinity drool
• ᕦ(ò_ó*)ᕤ
• wont you smile u idot
• Kup teraz!
• Jean-Paul Fartre
• isnerted = ensconced
• Hugh Jazz
• ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
• vasline
• sham lam doobily
• HOT SHOULDER
• el sufrimiento
• poopri007
• 1 bird = 1 respect
• dial soap for men
• "Her pussy bald like Caillou" - Yung God
• fiveguys cumdumpster
• the void
• Igneous rock Azalea
• bike is a good
• Slagathor
• torrents of pub cum
• gamers against weed
• 666obama dick tattoo
• John Green OFFICIAL
• electro cum bubble
• Smegma sandcastle
• toxic cum slushie
• çum 41
• cum-induced nihilism
• distilled dick sweat
• lube missile inbound
• low orbit cum cannon