Take a drink if the profile matches any of the following:

• "420 friendly"
• "adventures"
• "puns"
• "Send me your best pickup line"
• "I swipe right for dogs"
• Anything (positive or negative) about Trump
• Meyers-Briggs type
• Height
• "No hookups"
• "I don't know what I'm doing"
• "Actually <different age>" (take two drinks if < 18)
• au pair
• "looking for a plug"