Warp

• My name? Oh, let me tell you my name: Uh, I'm confused... because uh you know... like we're supposed to believe in the ministry right? So is uh is is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because I never went to school. Right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see, when you go like that, right you have a cross. Two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked, in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They use the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto, hey! Hi guys! You know me! Steve Spiros...? Easy going..? Those who know me, I'm a nobody! You understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So... why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogyman. Who's the boogyman? You figure it out. I'm getting out of here. I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird. Uh... I'm from Humberside... I'm sorry if uh I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I’m gonna be committed in an isolation room because I'm going to go back to the ministry, and allow them to perceive me as I am. A FUCK UP! GOODBYE!
• Hey Toronto the good — look at this square. It was a shit hole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here! Toronto doesn't have bums. But Waterloo, they're creating bums. They created me. Why? I don't know! Maybe it's the church. Talk the the Pope, he knows everything! I had it! I'm gonna die! How can you die when you're dead!? Oh, wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified, right? [rips open shirt] I'm not gonna raise my voice... because I'm committed to the Lord... I love you.
• if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
• What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo
• i open my mouth for father, and i laugh. I laugh all the sorrow and sadness away. you see, there is nothing he can do. He asked me, And i lied. I lied to him, and he trusted me. His own son. And yet, when I open my mouth, the reality is revealed. Yes , father, You poor, disgusting slob, i ate the sugar. I ate many spoonfuls. I enjoyed it. I loved it. And I laughed in your god damn face. I see it in your eyes, the betrayal, the hatred, the sorrow. There is nothing you can do now old man, but watch me as i thrive on the pain i see you expierence.
• I don't usually reblog gifs of people having sex, but to me, this is more than just sex, it's love. You can see it the way he glides his hand down her and looks into her eyes. He see's her as a human being, not a sex object. Idk, maybe it’s just me.
• what did you just say to me you fucking fuck
  i'll have you know i graduated the top of my class in spagety academy
  next time you EVERsay word ONE to me
  i will open a portal of pure NOTHINGNESS above your head
  my five mouths will cry the song that ends the world
  you will have only a moment to observe my true radiance before you are obliterated
• Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
• i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
• Stop meowing or I will punch you in the stomach until your dick falls off
  I will break into your house, punch your dick off, and pour bleach into your fish tank on my way out.
• The thing is, it's not like you are going to be a little over the top of the most important thing is that the word of the most important thing is that the word of the most important thing is that the word of the most important thing is that the only person who is the best of luck 🍀
• A survey of 1008 people was conducted and all were asked about the significance of this photo. 1007 of the participants (1 of them was sick) recorded that they had seen this creature in their dreams very recently in this exact pose. Is this a sign? What is this thing? What is coming for us?
• je suis un ananas
• oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.
• mmmmmnnnHHHMMMMMMMHHHHhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm….. mmmmm…… mmmmmmnnnnhhhmmnnnnhuhuhuhuh *smacks lips* mnehehehehmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmhmmmhmmhmmmmm, mmmnnnnnnnnn, hhhehhhhhmnneehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID
• MMMMMMMMMM YUM, YUM, YUM, YUMMY, AH HOW I LOVE JIFF PEANUT BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊
  SOOOOOOO(O GOOD WHEN IT SLIDMMMMMMMMMM YUM, YUM, YUM, YUMMY, AH HOW I LOVE JIFF PEANUT BUTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊 SOOOOOOO(O GOOD WHEN IT SLIDS DOWN MY YUMMY TUM, TUM, YUM, OH, YEA, YEA, YEA !!!!!😊 I JUS LOVE, IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, YES INDEEDY I DO, DO, DO !😊 MS. DiAnna 😊
• [touches fork] AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [touches fork] AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [touches fork] AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• *drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*
• whhats he doing??!!Whats he doing?!WHATS he DOING??!?!!?WHATS HE DOING?Whats he doing?! What’s he DOING?! WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?WHAT’S HE DOING?
• Мы начинаем наше космическое путешествие в те времена, когда трава была зеленее и музыка прекраснее, когда еще не было плохой музыки, дабы вернуть давно утерянную формулу хорошей музыки. Рассекая пространство и время, мы слышим звуки божественной музыки, в которой каждая нота находится на своем месте. Кажется нечто подобное испытывают люди когда слушают альбомы Sigur Ros, некое блаженное чувтсво. Это состояние невозможно описать, трудно уловить и легко потерять, но удивительно, на всем протяжении нашего путешествия оно все усиливается и усиливается. В окне иллюминатора пролетают все самые значимые музыкальные и исторические вехи в истории. Важна уже не конечная точка прибытия, а само путешествие, потому что стремление - вот самое главное в нашей жизни, достигнув определенной точки нам обязательно захочется продолжить путешествие дальше. Честно говоря я уже не знаю где мы находимся, достигли мы того самого места? И где это место? Скорее всего мы улетели намного дальше, за пределы пространства времени. Неужели мы так и не нашли формулы? неужели все напрасно? Наше путешествие - вот та самая формула, точнее одна из ее композиций, собранная из обрывков воспоминаний. Вычислить ее невозможно, но нам крупно повезло и мы стали редкими счастливчиками которым открылась одна из идеальных музыкальных композиций. Сможем ли мы когда-нибудь повторить это путешествие… возможно не скоро, но когда-нибудь обязательно, а пока нужно вернуться на землю и передать человечеству данные собранные нашими датчиками. Мы не настолько умны чтобы из полученных данных вычислить формулу, но зато у нас появилась одна из композиций сгенерированных этой идеальной формулой. Так правильно, ведь если бы человечество обладало “ключем” ни к чему хорошему это не привело бы.
• i love you smokey the bear and i can’t wait until the day i die. when i an finally be with you. when im awarded in heaven with the love of my life. to finally be able to touch you with my own hands, run my hair through your soft fur and touch your muscles, put on your hat and call myself Patrick the bear and have you roll over on your back and make gentle but firm love to me. I hav your name tattooed on my chest and I give my body to you as your temple. i am yours and you are mine and it is written in the stars in blood., I love you smokey the bear i love you and when we die our corpses will be buried together until we intertwine and our ribcages become locked together and a bed of flowers grows from the fecund earth where our love will linger forevermore
• To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
• Allah is doing. sun is not doing Allah is doing. moon is not doing Allah is doing. stars are not doing Allah is doing. planets are not doing Allah is doing. galaxies are not doing Allah is doing. oceans are not doing Allah is doing. mountains are not doing Allah is doing. trees are not doing Allah is doing. mom is not doing Allah is doing. dad is not doing Allah is doing. boss is not doing Allah is doing. job is not doing Allah is doing. dollar is not doing Allah is doing. degree is not doing Allah is doing. medicine is not doing Allah is doing. customers are not doing Allah is doing. you can not get a job without the permission of allah. you can not get married without the permission of allah. nobody can get angry at you without the permission of allah. light is not doing Allah is doing. fan is not doing Allah is doing. businessess are not doing Allah is doing. america is not doing Allah is doing. fire can not burn without the permission of allah. knife can not cut without the permission of allah. rulers are not doing Allah is doing. governments are not doing Allah is doing. sleep is not doing Allah is doing. hunger is not doing Allah is doing. food does not take away the hunger Allah takes away the hunger. water does not take away the thirst Allah takes away the thirst. seeing is not doing Allah is doing. hearing is not doing Allah is doing. seasons are not doing Allah is doing. weather is not doing Allah is doing. humans are not doing Allah is doing. animals are not doing Allah is doing. the best amongst you are those who learn and teach quran. one letter read from book of Allah amounts to one good deed ten times. one letter read from book of Allah amounts to one good deed and Allah multiplies one good deed ten times. hearts get rusted as does iron with water to remove rust from heart recitation of Quran and rememberance of death. heart is likened to a mirror. when a person commits one sin a black dot sustains the heart.
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• *smack smack smack* OHHHH this B-B-Q is crunchy!!!!!! *smack smack smack* wouldnt you like some?????? OHHHHHHH *smack smack smack* MMMMM crunchy B-B-Q I LOVE IT!!!!! I CANT STOP EATING THE CRUNCHY B B Q!!!!!!! would you like some???? *smack smack smack* OHH this taste corn and it tastes like corn but it tastes with corn!!!!*smack smack smack* this barb and cue is so tasty *smack smack smack* HEY chef put a little more of that good meat in that Grill!!!! put some more of a little more meat and the grill!!!!! heyo chef!!!! a little more meat please????? *smack smack smack* heyo chef!!!!! a little more bbq please????? *smack smack smack* hey chef!!!!!! put a little more of the meat and the bbq!!!!!!!!! heyo chef!!!!!! *smack smack smack*
• uh-HNNNgnnngnnnnnnggghnnnn....my widdle
  toesies...!........ uwah!!!!!!!!
  hhhhhnggmmmmgggg..
  hhhhhhnhhhjhnhjnjnggggggggggg....my WIDDLE
  toesies!!!! ooohhhh hmmm
  mmmnnnnmn....aah!!!!!!!!.. ...ooh!!!..
  

¹ praW
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