ootd (outfit of the day)
one of these / those days
smd (suck my dick)
shakes my dick
gg (good game)
good going
good grief
hbd (happy birthday)
how bout dat
tfw (that feel(ing) when)
two fucking weiners

Religious BS

lol (lucifer our lord)
swag (satan's wishes are granted)
yolo (youth obeying lucifer's orders)
rofl (rise our father lucifer)
brb (beezelbub rules below)
wtf (worship the fallen)
tl;dr (trust lucifer; die rich)
lmao (lucifer massacres all oppressors)
jfc (jesus fails christians)

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