ootd (outfit of the day)

one of these / those days

smd (suck my dick)

shakes my dick

gg (good game)

good going

hbd (happy birthday)

how bout dat

tfw (that feel(ing) when)

two fucking weiners

Religious BS

lol (lucifer our lord)

swag (satan's wishes are granted)

yolo (youth obeying lucifer's orders)

rofl (rise our father lucifer)

brb (beezelbub rules below)

wtf (worship the fallen)

tl;dr (trust lucifer; die rich)

lmao (lucifer massacres all oppressors)

jfc (jesus fails christians)